Dear Mrs. Claus

Dear Mrs. Claus

Dear Mrs Claus, I know Santa’s away
Loaded up all the toys and taken the sleigh
It gets awfully cold and lonely in the North Pole they say
Hang your Christmas stockings and I’ll be on my way

I’ll bring some sugar plums and a candy cane ;)
We’ll start a fire in the fireplace, send all the elves away
No one should be alone on this most silent of nights
Let me turn on your Christmas light

Dear Mrs. Claus

Santa, he’s out with Rudolph and the boys
Bringing all the little kids Christmas toys
I don’t want to seem too impolite
but do you really think he’s just getting milk and cookies tonight?

If anyone ever brings me milk and cookies, I sure hope he looks like my alt, Blunt. I found out as I put together this look that the business of seduction is a tricky one for men. They have to consider their “audience” and all the fine subtle cues that will gently nudge her into the sweet spot. For help, I turned to Menstuff—as Blunt—and asked in group chat for recommendations—what would a guy wear to seduce a lady? Who is it for, they asked? “Uh, a nice middle aged lady.” And what does she like—rock n roll, punk, biker? “Oh, I think something a little understated… I don’t want to scare her.” What does she like to do? “She likes to make cookies and uh… (mumbled) feed reindeer….” I finally blurted out that it was Mrs. Claus. No one blinked an eye. This is SL, after all.

Dear Mrs. Claus

Patty Tisane of Mimi’s Choice was very gracious to drag poor foolish Blunt around shopping. First a black suit jacket from Kal Rau. He has perfectly fitted the suit with a prim jacket bottom and cuffs and collar. I did find myself pulling the cuffs down a bit (and I wonder if they are still too short on me), but that might be Blunt’s apishly long arms. Wandering over to SF Designs, I found a great Christmas red shirt that comes open and even more open (which I show as Blunt leads Mrs. Claus to the bedroom).

Jeans from machang Pichot might make Mrs. Claus swoon a bit and shoes from Eponymous Trenchmouth class up this ensemble. Of course, he has to be “blunt” about his intentions, so Blunt wears a handsome Christmas hat with a bit of mistletoe pinned to the brim.

Oh Mrs. Claus, let me hold your hand
spread our warmth across this winter wonderland
No one should be alone on Christmas night
let me turn your on your Christmas light

Santa’s, he’s off with Donner, Blitzen, Dasher, too
and it’s anyone’s guess all the things they get up to
I don’t want to look impolite
do you really think he’s just getting milk and cookies tonight?

Dear Mrs. Claus

Mrs. Claus, aw, let me hold your hand
spread our warmth across this winter land
no one should be alone on this most silent of nights

Let me turn on your Christmas light
Hey baby
Let me turn on your Christmas light
Hohoho, hohoho
Let me turn on your Christmas light

~ “Dear Mrs. Claus” by The Barr Brothers

Hair: *Dura-Boy*24 (Black) by Chiaki Xue for Dura

Skin: -Belleza- MOH skin gift by Tricky Boucher for –Belleza-

Eyes: FASHISM ‘Sunrise’ Eyes – Dark Brown (ML) by Ikon Innovia for FASHISM *

Jacket: <kal rau> Blazer Collection_Black_Grey by Kal Rau for Kal Rau, also available at Mimi’s Choice

Shirt: sf design chambray shirt red – mens monday mania by Swaffette Firefly for SF Design, also available at Mimi’s Choice

Jeans: AOHARU_BT_VintageDenim_Black by machang Pichot for Aoharu

Hat: Midnight Jazz – Mistletoe Hat – Red by Erielle Deschanel

Shoes: Colbert – Black by Eponymous Trenchmouth for Jeepers Creepers

Poses by Rogan Diesel for Diesel Works Animations and Dove Swanson for Long Awkward Pose

Photos taken in the amazing Log Cabin from Roscko Cobalt for Ruca Tease. See a video with Blunt and Harper both, showing all the features of this lovely cabin. *

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